If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”
I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.
damn it Radio 2
I just learned a new method for business.
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
Honestly thought I was reading instructions for baking potatoes I got so confused
the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.
I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.
#the literal sole purpose of a boob is wait for it#AN UDDER#IT IS LITERALLY A COW UDDER#AND PEOPLE TOUCH COW UDDERS TO GET MILK ALL THE TIME#IT AINT SEXUAL OR ELSE IT WOULD BE SEEN AS BEASTIALITY TO GET COW MILK#SO PLEASE#SHUT UP ABOUT IT BEIGN A SEXUAL ORGAN
jesse oh my god
THE PERSON WHO SAID THAT BREASTS WERE SEXUAL ORGANS IS A BRONY
urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”
no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog
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